No.1619505
>>1619500yea living in philly must suck lul
but wait idgi tho you dont even use a tourniquet? how do you even get a hit? is it just IM?
or is he just a pussy and afraid of getting b& on youtube?
No.1619508
poor brandon here is a bit naive isnt he?
>he pulls the needle back and forth pulling blood in and out
lel yea budy thats how you IV. you dont want an abscess thats a mess AND a wasted hit
gud of him to even try to get the word out tho absolutely no ones even trying
those chemists out there are sinister af just fucking experimenting on bums lik its some science project
im pro gun violence on dope dealers tbh
thats the solution: shoot them all in the face
prolly end up killing half the dopers too cuz idk how tf you can even come off fucking horse tranquilizers. ketamine i guess?
No.1619511
oh shit lel
gud guess
that next guy comes on and says theres clinics giving ketamine cuz otherwise they die. yea i fuckin bet
as per usual the hospitals/clinics are 3 steps behind, not willing to hand out ket. which i suppose is understandable lel but yea theyre just gonna go right back out and score cuz theyre still in full w/d and gonna die from the horse tranquilizers
gnarly stuff
idk wtf hes talking about fent "not being dopey enough" tho
maybe its just the cheap chinkshit/whatever these crackshack chemists are cooking up, but from what i remember when it was gel/patches, if you smoked it it was ludicrously strong. like just a pinpoint was the dose. multiple levels of metabolism too so it continues to kick in for lik half an hr which is why everyone used to die on it during the initial crisis
No.1619542
>>1619487What a see you next Tuesday. Jeez.
No.1619548
>>1619487The cop is being annoying asking for her to play some game when she asked for the ticket. He should have pulled up behind her, wrote her the ticket, added the failure to stop, must appear in court, and handed it to her.
What did he want to do? a DUI check?
No.1619549
>>1619498lolwut?
>dat pancake buttMmmmmmm….just like mom used to make!
No.1619551
>>1619487death to karens
death to pigs
No.1619563
>>1619548maybe he recognized it was that cunt DA he always sees in court and figured "ehh why not?"
No.1619579
>>1619548seemed lik he was intentionally poking. gotta suck to watch all these DA's release the vato that tried to kill u last week
mayb bro thought his soul would come back if he bothered this whorb instead of fucking over joe 6 pack for once
mayb heem lookin for a lolsuit too iunno the mind of a jerkop is drunk female tier
No.1619580
>>1619560now THAT is cookin
nothing beat the blue turk
No.1619581
>>1619487>affluent white female liberals when just ONE aspect of society doesnt completely cater to them and pamper their ass>complete toddler temper tantrum total meltdownWOAH BUDDY
No.1619585
>>1619511isnt there some new turbo fent shit?
>shoot dealers in the facelegal limitations on justified murder are goofy af. raeping a daughter or ODing a son is way worse than dipping your toesies past my threshold
No.1619590
>>1619587>oh shit pigs gonna arrest me>i know ill shoot them haha that will show them>entire bolis force comes down on you with no lubecriminals sure are fukn stupid, not even worth taking as many of them with you as possible
its makes loads more sense to just play the dindu nuffin card in court and take the plea deal, now dude is gonna spend 30 years in the slammer before he gets the sleepy shot
No.1619593
>>1619587Sync the macarena to the first vid.
t. Rust me bro
No.1619616
>>1619563yeh this is one of vary few scenarios where i side with the oinker out of principle. DAs are almost always ridiculously corrupt they deserve all the shit they get idc if they throw a lot of niggers into the pen
No.1619618
>>1619587keep on rootin and tootin mr shootin
No.1619619
>>1619487wew
didnt realize this bish was from webster
shouldve known as soon as i heard how she said "wanna see my baaaadge??". das dat raaaahchester accent. dat raaaaachester attitude too lel
explains a lot. prolly one of the most yuppie places within several hundred miles.
they had a rly nice hockey rink tho. 3 separate rinks inside. didnt even have a college team ffs. i remember they had literal heated floors in the locker room when i was a kid too. can you believe that shit?
No.1619620
>>1619616i just realized who it is
thats saaaaandra lel
he def recognized her. shes been DA of monroe country for like a decade
erryone knows sheem a massive cunt
No.1619625
>>1619585>isnt there some new turbo fent shit?tranq
they cut fentanyl with horse tranquilizer and ppl shoot it and their limbs rot off.
reportedly, local cartel have made it harder to get fentanyl for a cheap price lately so they found this shit you can just order online and its way cheaper
#JustPhillyThings No.1619638
>>1619625>limbs rot off.Sounds like crokodil
No.1619641
>>1619638guess it has basically the same damage in the end
dunno how the highs would compare tho makes me wonder if theres anyone alive thats done both
No.1619686
>>1619662i mean theres gated communities fucking all over the cunt
60^2 miles is p big tho
No.1619693
>>1619590yah
just take the L
whatever the warrant was is peanuts compared to this shit
No.1619694
>>1619662sounds great when can i move there
No.1619701
>>1619662>no money for them projectsthey want the same thing for atlanta iirc
No.1619704
>>1619693he ded now, prob real human bean by jerkop
warrant was for firearm possession by felon, catching the bad end of a 4:1 k/d is embarrassing
No.1619709
>>1619705M.E. Cormier née Cohen i bet
No.1619852
benign normal intercourse
No.1619858
>>1619855its just feel good noises being exchanged between two bird brained whorbs dont try to make sense of it just enjoy the animal noises
No.1619860
>>1619855Here I'll translate…
>Ooo oo EEE ooooo (Orange tribe bad!)<Ee oo eee ee ooo eee (You make great queen!)>EEE OOO EEEE EEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEE! (You good talking person! Me make great queen!) No.1619909
KC to be wiped out by tornado
No.1619914
>>1619909More like a spamnado amirite?
No.1620174
New
No.1620221
Today
No.1620261
>>1619909illuminaughty cloud seeding tornados to wipe out the fag capital of the world
this is demonic crazy
No.1620272
>>1620264yea for some prettyboy boyband leader, dude is insanely fucking talented
whole band was p excellent too for that matter
No.1620500
gay
No.1620506
dayr
No.1620516
lol y u so mad bro?
No.1620642
Spam man probably just angry about the Easter theme since it Easter2.0 on 5/5, but there's no sparts!
No.1620714
>poopoo pedophile is at it again
lel i hope whoever set him off has a great week
No.1620723
>>1620642>no sparts Let me sift through the shit and find the mlb thread
No.1620749
>>1620745well the house auf saud is jewish
No.1620754
>>1620745Is saudi goverment full of kikes or just good golems?
No.1620757
>>1620745theres a fuckin monarcuck here defending royalty too lel like is this really what you want faggot? because if royalty gets established in amerigay this exact shit is still going to happen
No.1620765
>>1620754dont get to shit on celebwhorbs chests without being rally shifty businessmen
prob a concession to normalize defense treaty w us/isr since bibi isnt backing down on pali which was one of their main asks
they just started trading off the petrodollhair w china, and they fucked with bidup by lowering oil production & wrote that scathing letter not long ago
last i heard saudis are "willing to normalize but may wait to see who wins usa election"
No.1620796
>>1620777i hope this passes and nick fuentes is sentenced to death by firing squad against the wailing wall in Israel by the IDF
No.1620805
>Second boeing whistleblower dead of a rapid-onset infection
Jesus. I guess when a hit costs 30 grande and the lawsuit costs millions then even bioweapons are on the table.
No.1620826
>>1620805What did you expect from a business that also sells weapons?
No.1621017
>>1621015Isn't europa doing their best to fuck up farmers?
No.1621156
>>1621015Is that a zoomer? Could there possibly be hope for the future?
No.1621337
>>1621326the only "men" in britain are rapist sand niggers so this is pretty understandable
No.1621339
>>16213263DPD not even once.
No.1621343
>>1621156all you have to do is explain shit to the youngins its not like they
want to live in a shitheap of a world. they just dont know any better because theyre kids as their elder youre supposed to point them in the right direction instead of just letting faceless groups of monsters jerk them around and treat them like mindless money spending dolls
No.1621349
>>1621343That's true, I forget that sometimes.
No.1621449
>>1621015if they made soybeans actually bacon, im in
doubt it tho. prolly still just taste like mushy water
No.1621451
>>1621326i mean, i can start a fire
never seen no bear start a fire
so i guess itll be a lil cold huh?
sitting in a shitty cave, its dark, and theres a bear somewhere. late at night they can go out on the town and knock ppls trash cans over. eat literal garbage
No.1621454
>>1621451i can start youre mom
No.1621474
>>1621451The women out on the streets like that are so separated from reality that they think milk and produce comes from the grocery store. Most of them have never come close to being held accountable for their actions, let alone witnessed the mortality of man. Don't let it get to you, spartman.
No.1621476
>>1621451bruh
all these women just be straight up lyin
because of the absolute safety of society they live in which was built by men
put these bitches in a forest in a survival situation and every single one will be slurping the first big fat cock that can provide them food and shelter
No.1621484
>>1621480Still mad that bear sex is ok, but attractive female characters are "problematic."
No.1621492
>>1621487womyn vs ber
ber wins
No.1621498
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Apparently the preacher forgave him, but then while they were searching the man's house while he was in custody they found a relative who had been shot to death.
No.1621502
>>1621498>relativeOf who? The nigger or the other nigger?
No.1621504
>>1621498that nigga had god on his side fr
had him dead to rights and missed lmao
No.1621505
>>1621504>MissedThe gun jammed.
>>1621502Relative of the nigga who tried to shoot the preacher, nigga.
No.1621506
>>1621505ahhh
i was wondering why no gunshot sound
but sometimes audio silences high db sounds
No.1621508
>>1621506The gun jammed, that happens when you don't clean your gun.
No.1621527
>>1621498that was an awful gentle takedown all things considered
>preacher forgave himthey're not supposed to hold grudges. i know that forgiveness gets conflated with "turn dem cheeks boi" but he still coulda whooped that nigger's ass to death and still been right in the eyes of the lord according to the bibble
No.1621537
>>1621535Yes. It could be considered the first good thing Biden has done. It will backfire because some of the stipulations will mean either fewer or much more expensive flights, but it will make the flight's value reflect on the ticket.
No.1621540
>>1621537yeah when i first listened to that guy i immediately thought about price hikes. suddenly forcing an industry to have to pay for its own fuckups is gonna shock that industry for sure. i wonder
no i dont if trains will benefit from a shift in consumers
they wont.
No.1621556
>>1621527>that was an awful gentle takedown all things consideredat the same time you prolly dont wanna just smash a dude w his finger on the trigger into the ground. esp not in a crowded room
No.1621558
>>1621535ooh i smell a p gud scam there
need an inside guy, but shouldnt be too hard
>print extra tickets for flights about to be cancelled/delayed ie lik half of em>give em to ur buddy whos pretending to be a customer>automatic cash refund>split iteven keeping it low-key only doin lik one or two a day, thats a couple hundred bucks a day ez.
and unless youre doin it on 1st class tickets or somethin, thats a low cash value for any singular ticket so p riskless
idk about the actual software used to print the tickets, but with how many flights/canceled flights there are in intl airports, it seems lik itd be p hard to detect
No.1621559
>>1621556i wasnt criticizing i just thought it was funny. dude could also be pulling the trigger while his arms are being cradled like that too tho, you never can tell for sure what to do in a crazy ass situation like that. luckily for the other nogs this nog didn't know how to take care of his gat lel bet all he had to do was rack the slide once and it probably would've cleared the jam well enough for at least one shot unless that shit was especially dirty
No.1621560
>>1621558you still need to buy the ticket with money first
No.1621561
>>1621540US train infrastructure is literally behind africas at this point
absolutely ancient
p pathetic considering >we we used to have the best in the world
ffs i remember saying in lik middle school, if ppl were all worried about consumer gas usage, that we should just double down on trains. its such an obvious solution. and unlike electric yim trucks and shitbox go-karts that can hardly go a few hrs w out a charge, trains can actually move tons and tons of shit
No.1621562
>>1621560not if you just """accidentally""" print an extra one
>oops printed too many>oops printed the wrong seatetc
theres potential
No.1621568
>>1621535>no wifi = refundlmao that should motivate them, that shit has never worked
No.1621688
>>1621687unironically best idea ive seen them try in literal years
No.1621698
>>1621697no, that clearly a MAGA WOMEN, the monster energy punisher logo told me so
No.1621700
>>1621698yes and hitler built the berlin wall to keep the r*ssians out
No.1621730
>>1621697um EXCUTHE ME… did you just misgender that beautiful womxn???
No.1621738
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>>1621687i dont even think the ones watching those streams are old enough to go to highskool
No.1621746
>>1621742I CAN SAY NIGGER ANY WHERE I WANT
No.1621757
>>1621756lul
they're selling monster mixed with vodka here and it's the stupidest fucking thing i've seen, like you don't want uppers and downers in your system at the same time unless you wanna fukn die
No.1621762
>>1621760were you the guy that also did shitty builds in dark souls to piss off fags you invaded?
No.1621765
>>1621757when you die you win
No.1621767
>>1621762uhhh if by shitty, you mean like level 30 something with max level dark bead one shotting people in anor londo than 'yes'
No.1621771
>>1621757>Monster mixed with vodkaAre you sure it's not like the "spiked mountain dew" where it's just malt beverage with mountain dew flavoring but no actual caffeine content?
No.1621800
>>1621738>>1621742theyre based enough for tits
No.1621803
>>1621757thats not how that works m8
"mixing uppers and downers" means mixing actual hard drugs. like speed and heroin. both drugs synergize into something much much stronger, meaning slightly less drug overall for much heavier buzz. having an energy drink and some booze isnt gonna do shit other than give you a shittier hangover from the increased de-hydration
nips are just hypochondriacs at resting state, thats the problem
see that one time where porygon supposedly made thousands of jap kids hospitalizedtotal bullshit btw ive seen that ep its fine. literally no worse than any old NES game and they all played those no prob No.1621805
>>1621762>>1621767>level 30 something with max level dark bead one shotting people in anor londo than 'yes'this
its a core aspect to DS PvP
lik they literally wrote lore as to how/why ganking happens in-universe
hell the rat covenant in 2 was literally centered around being as big of a PoS as possible, it was awesome. you could set up traps then just chuck corrosion urns from total safety and ruin ALL their gear, THEN steal all their souls
personally i preferred the more level playing field duels, cuz they were more challenging than OHKOing nobodies all day. but making a low lvl build and rushing the 4 kings and going full darkwraith and just being a fucking scourge to n00bs was also fun af
No.1621811
>>1621760>invasions are completely dead and im wasting time making builds when endgame pvp is completely dead after doing some researchsee i didnt get to even play this one so RIP me i guess. but do they not have any dueling covenants for endgame PvP? thats retarded.
lik i was getting rly frequent match-ups in both the blue sentinels and the BoB arenas in DS2 up until lik 2019 even. on PS3 ffs. and that was with soul meme-ory making match-ups more annoying
No.1621818
>>1621805Invasions were always meant to be the counter balance to people summoning two phantoms and just cheesing through the game.
I had plenty of high level invaders to get max level shitters as well.
But it was always a LOT of fun to wait for when a Steam sale happened and pick off coopers trying to cheese the game. Not to mention that making a low level invader meant you had to play through the game without leveling.
To get a level 1 Twinked out Burgh invader you pretty much had to do a SL 1 playthrough.
>>1621811Yeah there are no "invasion" areas in ER. It really sucks in that regard. There is no swamp, or pontiff area like in DS3. They also by default removed solo invasions in that you can now only be invaded when you summon phantoms.
They also added an upper level limit for invasions. So now you cant even invade overleveled people that think more level = i will be more gooder and dont know anything about softcaps or diminishing returns. The upper limit is also a really big killer because normally you could just invade anyone higher level than you but now you cant so that pool gets even smaller.
No.1621820
>>1621818welcome to modern gaming enjoy your stay
play nioh 2?
No.1621822
>>1621820wow i thought AC6 would be a lot higher
wonder how many people got filtered by balteus and refunded
that one streamfag on zzz/v/ was going apeshit over him and ragequit his stream after dying to him for the gorillionth time, shit was funny No.1621824
>>1621823clop in hell ponyfag
No.1621826
>>1621820yeah already played the shit out of nioh 2
that game really had an amazing character creator as well
i love that nips just dont give a shit and there was a boob slider and jiggle physics
Also in ER, I dont know how these people do coop and just walk around on foot through the "open world" aka hold the run button and forward for 20 minutes. Because during any online aspect, you cant use you mount so you have to walk through areas that were clearly designed with your horse in mind.
No.1621828
>>1621826forgot i hadnt beaten nioh2, just got to dlc. been awhile since i've gone full autist on a gaym
imagine controls controlling when you press em & putting in an endgame what a novel idea
lotta ER felt lik an experiment. world's p cool and all
even tho fromsoft relies on 2vague4u but havent picked it back up after beating it. you going to play the dlc?
No.1621832
idk nothin about elden ring tbh
you guys are making it sound raly boring
i thought it was gud?
open world always sounded questionable to me. i cant imagine that adds much. worst part of souls games is backtracking forever through places youve already been a thousand times
No.1621836
>>1621828Elden Ring's "legacy dungeons" are all pretty great. Stormveil, Leyndell, Haligtree and Farum Azula are all top notch some and are some of the best in the franchise. Malenia is hands down the best in the game maybe their best boss ever, Sword Saint from Sekiro might still be better. But the way she shits on scrubs and forces you to dodge and learn her moveset is awesome. I was watching DSPs first attempts of Malenia and the man was nearly in tears of rage that he could no longer jump attack spam bosses with overleveled gear and stats to death. It was like Mirror Knight from DS2 when he could no longer just chuck lightning spears at it and he seethed and malded.
But after NG+5 Im just running through as fast as possible to just get back to Malenia which is stale as fuck. And forget about trying to coop Malenia. I tried about 50+ times and everytime it ended because the host decided to actually hit her and she switched tank and the host took a waterfowl to the face and died immediately.
They needed a couple more "legacy dungeons" imho. Caelid needed one for Radahn because in subsequent playthroughs Caelid is just "ride horse to Radahn, done". They also should of had one in the underground maybe for the Lichdragon/Godwyn area.
>>1621832Its worth playing for the bosses alone. All of their "main" bosses are really good. They even made a weapon gimmick boss that doesnt suck complete ass and is actually fun to fight because its doesnt change the game mechanics.
Best advice I would give is not to overlevel for a first playthrough until after Mountaintop of the Giants.
The game lacks true NG+ until you get to like NG+4 because for whatever reason they decided no to implement the same NG+ scaling they used in previous games, so not overleveling for your first play gives the best experience.
No.1621841
>>1621832imo it's worth playing thru once espec if you dunno nuffin, and i hat souls combat*
open world's a choice. went in with an open mind and enjoyed it. horsie helps a lot
*bully away but the tension in soulsshit is artificially forced from intentionally gimped combat and i cannot enjoy the rhythm of it
wait, wait, dodge, dodge, wait… dodge again, k now actually do something fun (that you have to wait on to finish) repeat. lik 80% of combat is not doing fun shit and i'm not good enough or going to spend the time to learn the weird hitboxes so i can just dodge into em
>>1621836>needed a couple more "legacy dungeons"def. felt like they expected open world to fill the gaps and it doesnt after the first playthrough
No.1621842
>>1621836never cared to watch dsp before. lel he really is terrible, do people actually watch him?
No.1621846
>>1621836>vidlel absolutely annihilated
thats like roll a new character time
did he trick him into aggroing the merchant too?
>The game lacks true NG+ until you get to like NG+4 because for whatever reason they decided no to implement the same NG+ scalingthats retarded
i rarely played characters that far in the first place. i liked the old way where NG+ was the biggest spike in difficulty. let you decide for yourself how hard you wanted it. and the rest of the cycles were there if you wanted to farm/be an autist
is there at least a way to skip to the next NG+ cycles?
No.1621852
>>1621847where his crown? did he lose the throne?
No.1621854
>>1621846he stopped just short of one more attack which would have nearly softlocked the game for him especially dsp
in that situation all your upgraded gear is broken with no souls to repair and that merchant is the one that sells early upgrade material that would otherwise have to be farmed at a RIDICULOUSLY low drop rate from enemies
your only option would have been to get base level gear and go back to the first level to grind on low level enemies to repair your upgraded gear which scales its repair cost to your higher levels LMAO
>>1621842no lmao
you "watch" dsp to laugh at him, i dont think he has any real fans except for people who are lolcow tier themselves, most people are there to just keep the shitshow going
only funny thing about dsp is him playing video games badly and seething about it, everything else that his a-logs obsess over is cringe
No.1621856
>>1621854>you "watch" dsp to laugh at himI laugh at him and also laugh with him when he says niggers and trannies, wish he stayed that way, now he is just another politically correct normalfag.
No.1621860
>>1621854you can just dupe shit in demons souls tho so its not that big a deal. its rly ez you lik cancel out of a menu in a weird way iirc
the only rly bad drop rate i remember was the sharpstones. that shit was stupid. it took me hrs to get literally one. some overworked salaryman programmer missed not one, but TWO decimal points
No.1621866
>>1621865me on the right
in the lockerhope sumobro does another thread, starts sunday
No.1621868
>>1621865VIDYA IS A SPART NOW BUCKO
E-ATHLETES FOR E-SPORTS ARE JUST AS HECKI VALID
No.1621869
>>1621854whats happening in this video? did that glyph do something to dsp?
No.1621871
>>1621868/v/ merging with /sp/ when?
No.1621874
>>1621871/sp//v/ergs checking in
No.1621879
>>1621869no he is fighting an NPC and he thinks its a real player and trash talks the NPC
pretty sure he was playing offline because he knew people would try and snipe him
any real invader would have hornet ring backstabbed him into a OHKO and then pointed down
No.1621884
>>1621865Playing videogames and watching anime is normal now, get on with the times grandpa.
No.1621885
>>1621884this tbh
i have met complete normalfags that talk about anime like its just another netflix show now
vidya has been mainstream for a while but anime is surprising how mainstream its become
No.1621902
>>1621842yeah watching a genuine idiot be bad at stuff is fun sometimes
No.1621908
>>1621871nah
the /v/ that >we have is fine like that
No.1621914
>>16219101. get drunk
2. do violence at your enemies
3. theyll eventually fuck off and/or die
worked against the britcucks with all their precious tech superiority it should work for a bunch of brown welfare parasites literally all you need is your own people to not be suicidal cucks
No.1621927
>>1621910B-B-B-BASED
I hope Irish start going full IRA on these invaders.
No.1621985
4plebs just keeps crashing today, dudder did you also buy that site or something
No.1622000
>>1621972Sheem lookin lik Marty Feldman
No.1622004
>>1622003he's not gonna get put in the peach over this but it raly shows who runs the place
No.1622005
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>>1622004its all so exhausting
“Antisemitism Community Service Act” Rep. Ogles R-TN
No.1622007
>>1622005>deporting protestors to an active warzone for protesting against said wargonna need the full article on that because i'm not gonna believe that's true for even a fuckn second, even for clown world
No.1622012
>>1622003It would be funny if after refusing to impeach him for actual crimes, this is the straw that breaks the camel's back.
>>1622005>Deporting Americans to a foreign countryPretty sure that's extremely illegal on multiple levels. You can't even deport illegals without the host country's approval these days. Most they could do is mandate a student go there to be un-expelled and that would both have the opposite effect and would still result in lawsuits.
No.1622014
>>1622012supreme court would smack that shit down within an hour if it was passed, that is absolutely the definition of "cruel and unusual punishment"
No.1622023
>>1622007>>1622012>>1622014theyre just fucking with em
its obviously bullshit
they want em scared and paranoid
No.1622025
its zog posturing, or "zogsturing"
still everyone even considering it should be tried for treason. obv wont but nonetheless
No.1622027
>>1622019Public debt is 100k per capita
Private debt is like 23k per capita so we'll round to 125k for simplicity.
Blacks make up 23% of welfare recipients and 17% of the military (23% of women in the military) and make up about 12% of the population.
Every nigger born immediately costs the American people around $400-$600 just by the act of existing. When they do as niggers do that number jumps to five figures easily before even accounting for lost opportunities. In welfare alone they cost the country about $55bn every year or about $3,000 per nigger annually while taking jobs from other hard-working ethnic minorities.
No.1622030
>>1622007https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/college-anti-israel-agitators-could-be-sent-to-gaza-under-new-house-gop-bill/ar-BB1m2Qjf>>1622023prolly. but would u raly be surprised if it passed anymore? i wouldnt
also where the FUCK is the posturing for me? whypipo can't even have the poison crumb of r/thedonald
finna get a chinesium sexbot and cabin out at this rate
No.1622035
>>1622034He means the whites, anon.
No.1622039
>>1622034spics and bugmen work their asses off compared to the darkies
No.1622044
i wonder whats gonna happen to the recucklican party after boomers finally fuckin die off completely its hard to imagine how they can be any more out of touch with anyone younger than 55. like yah i know voting doesnt matter because theyre all ziocucks in the end but how are they gonna keep up the dichotomy farce when one party may as well not exist?
No.1622045
>>1622030>dat vidwhat the actual fuck this is how we all gon die
No.1622052
>>1622050Can you imagine a world controlled by whites?
>chimpout in america, because a white cop killed a drugged nigger for paying with fake gold backed money>burn down white business>goverment passes a new law where all niggers caught chimpingout would be sent back to africa to do community services.Who am I kidding, there would be no niggers in america if the whites where in control.
No.1622066
>>1622044left too budy. seems lik them are banking on totalitarian tech working out somehow
they regulate fucking menthols & milk but not gay.i.
No.1622075
>>1622034If you replaced every nigger in America tomorrow with any ethnic minority (with the exception of featherniggers but at least they stay in their stinking holes), America would immediately be safer, wealthier, and functioning.
No.1622078
>>1622044>i wonder whats gonna happen to the recucklican party after boomers finally fuckin die off completely It's happening in real-time. It started around 2012-2014, and the transformation will be complete by about 2030.
>how are they gonna keep up the dichotomy farce when one party may as well not exist?They aren't able to. The reason Boomers are tripling down on Israel so badly is because their empire is crumbling and they know that the young folks (left and right) are fed up with their shit, so they're crashing the plane on their way out the door to neuter any power they might have. It's why the boomers are all in support of all this congressional reform shit that ultimately just keeps out young people or anyone who wants to actually do real reform. Republican Party is in civil war mode. Did you notice that all the Neocucks jumped on the Democrat bandwagon immediately after Trump took over the RNC last month and started filing lawsuits to get shit done?
You have a lame duck uniparty congress right now who are trying to fuck over the American people in every little way they can possibly think of with intent to take the money and run before they get the boot next January. Uniparty candidates aren't even bothering to run this next election because they know the economy is gonna crash and they don't wanna be the guy who's name's attached when it does.
No.1622082
>>1622045This is what's known as "eye porn." It's basically a private tech expo. Notice it's soundless. Notice there's a large fan that would cover the sounds of all those exposed servos moving. Notice how the man recording went to the next object shortly before the automatons could finish their programming loop.
These sex doll robots have all the "intelligence" of a mechanized onahole that you can already buy on the market for about $80-$300 and throw into an inanimate sex doll. I'm gonna let you in on a little insider secret though.
Any robot that has the mechanical capabilities of autonomously fucking you flaccid by default also has the mechanical capabilities to crush your dick/arms/pelvis/etc. and the only thing between you and broken dick syndrome is whatever safety features were installed in the robot. The amount of power needed for anything safer would also mean requiring a power cord which could short circuit, or having a moisture-sensitive large lithium battery inside the thing capable of incinerating your dick with prejudice. So stick to the handhelds and just invest in a water bed and an inanimate sex doll/body pillow. No.1622084
>>1622075spics are still a net drain
No.1622086
aurora borealis gonna get so low tonight might even be visible from da gulf coast
No.1622089
>>1622086Make the solar stormb owl thread.
No.1622091
>>1622082I notice a whole bunch of horse shit in that video. I'll stick with my good old fashioned gf.
tbh kms before ever being subjugated by chink sexbots No.1622093
>>1622084It's about statistics. Only 1 in 10 Hispanics are on welfare vs 1 in 4 blacks. They beat blacks by virtue of there being more spics around collecting welfare, however statistically it would still be a net benefit to replace all niggers with spics without even getting into things like race riots.
All that being said the only solution I stand by is national self-defense protections and giving everyone a gun and a free day's training.
No.1622141
>>1622084yeah because our faggot government lets ALL of them in. if the usgay actually had any interest in protecting the border and didnt openly give noncitizens preferential treatment over its own taxpayers the spics would be a total nonissue. like with everything else in this stupid fuckin country the symptoms are all because of suit wearing traitors that are so insular they may as well be aliens
No.1622162
>>1622086at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within /sp/?
No.1622174
Da of GHOSTssouri sound vary scaary /)3\)
No.1622220
fag hams
No.1622355
>>1622174don't worry about it kitten
No.1622444
>>1622442I guess we're at the phase where it's a rat race between no gibs because no money, or worthless dollars now.
No.1622469
>poop pedophile spam again
kill all chomos as painfully as possible
No.1622470
>>1622444i hope >we start killing each other soon im tired of this life let me reincarnate in brazil as a monkr fuck it
No.1622493
so dup us going to jail or something today ?
every single thang is telling me about the dup trail and how its so over for him this time or somefin
No.1622495
>>1622493heem gonna walk
cuz he's fucking innocent, at least of what they're accusing him of but we already knew that
No.1622508
>>1622504modern gaming is so fukn gay
like just mute them if they're being fags, and if they're hackers vote to kick them or leave if it fails and find a new game
better yet stop playing league and play a good game
fucking narcissisits all of them
No.1622509
>>1622504>im stronk>BUT MODS PLS HALLLPthis is why women need to be slapped hard as shit occasionally
No.1622511
>>1622508Ye p gay on both their behalf.
>ausfailian acting like an edgy 14 y/o>bitch should have pwnz0rd him but she rage quit No.1622518
>>1622509bish was excited af, best thing that happened to her in awhile
she prob left a stain at all the incoming attention
No.1622522
>>1622511but honestly
being so low effort and getting such a reaction makes it even better tbh
like bruh, i was probably 13 on xbox live having grown ass men threaten me in all kinds of ways and never once did i even think twice about it
bitch hears "im going to rape you" and loses her mind
>>1622513This is the ethnostate, this is what Richard Spencer was fighting for, this is what they took from us, we must RVTVRN TO TRADVITION.
No.1622527
>>1622519permanently or visiting?
flamethrowers are not federally regulated and can be bought without a permit No.1622534
>>1622513Her head would have exploded.
>>1622522I'm not taking sides. Shit was the epitome of retarded.
No.1622537
>>1622527i'd eat a 12 ga before permanent. how get it on da plane boss?
No.1622544
>>1622527ummmm, fr ?
you mean to tell me im legally allowed to recreate the end scene from Once Upon A Time in Hollywood on anyone that dares enter my premises and there is nothing the feds can do about it ???
thats cooler than using the tact shotgun
No.1622547
>>1622545apparently elon musk sells them as well, LMAO
No.1622550
>>1622545That's too good to be true lel
No.1622588
>>1622554yeah pretty much, although its been a problem for a long time.
used to play wolfenstein enemy territory back in the day and well..
>join the nazi team>start spouting random nazi stuff in chat whenever i get a kill>perma banned for anti-semitismthat was in 2008 or so
No.1622589
>>1622519what's the deal with black people?
No.1622590
>>1622547no elon sells a creme bulee torch and calls it a flamethrower
this one ACTUALLY throws flame
No.1622597
>>1622589they're black and they're not people !
No.1622610
>>1622589Dunno. They're not black and they're barely people.
No.1622628
>>1622508idk why ppl dont mute fucking everyone out of principal
lik theres no fucking way i give a fuck what anyone in some [insert generic online gaym] server/lobby has to say about fucking anything ever
maybe its better now where ppl have actual mics
but ime back in teh day it was usually just children screaming and brazilians making BR noises or some retard blasting shitty rap music through an xbox kinect mic etc
No.1622646
>>1622637nah dude that shit was earrape. you couldnt pay me to listen to screaming children, nvm at such low bitrate
fuck that entire genre and era of gayming for that matter
over 9000 grey/brown milshooter/spess marine gaems per yr for lik most of the decade
shit was wack af
No.1622652
>>1622646no, it was based as fuck
you could just say the n-word and nothing would happen
i would send people goatse, poopy dicks, meatspin, trannies and i never got even temp banned
it was really the last glory days of the wild west internet, 2007 was the climax and apex and then it hard crashed to what it is today
No.1622654
>>1622652>you could just say the n-word and nothing would happenyou're allowed to say
NIGGER here budy
No.1622655
>>1622628sometimes people would say funny shit or get into ridiculous arguments that were fun to jump into and throw a wrench into everything
simple as. though i understand why you wouldnt want to deal with it sometimes people would just be hooting incoherently at and over each other like monkeys, i never understood how things would get to that point there's no way anyone can comprehend wtf is being said
No.1622666
>>1622655the hooting started with niggers. they think bants is using their extra nostril air surplus for endless loud noises, impossible to get funny bants in
pissing em off, goose egging one dude, then 4.0 K/Ding their team was peak though. only had to listen to chimpouts between matches
No.1622674
>>1622670bluddy basted paki dogrs ai
FUK U BUDY, FUK U BLUDY BICH
No.1622737
>>1622730he's not even riffing, the guy behind him is
is he trying to pull a slick willy moment, cuz this is nowhere near it
i want a president that plays drums
No.1622751
>>1622747we also have lots of sex offenders that are really good at programming, let's make sure they get jobs too
No.1622759
Apparently it comes on the coattails of twitter finally following through on banning the term cisgender as a slur.
No.1622764
>>1622743What about faggots? Are they classified as mentally ill too?
No.1622770
>>1622769i hope one of the hampton roads bridges is next
No.1622779
THE /SP/ALIPHATE CLAIMS RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE ASSASSINATION OF SLOVAK PRIME MINSTER ROBERT FICO
No.1622782
>>1622779im reading he was a "pro-russia" guy, whatever tf that means
whats slovakias position on the whole conflict anyways? i can imagine its prolly similar to most of russias neighbors, ie something along the lines of
>wow mr putler>vary cool>pls no invade us>we <3 russia>russia STRONKwhich imo is fair enough. you, as some tiny irrelevant central-yuro cunt, live your whole life right next door to a giant imperialist cunt like russia; you prolly get p gud at just sucking the dick reel quick, and then hopefully getting tf outta the way before anyone gets any ideas
No.1622783
>>1622782He was anti-globohomo, didn't want rapefugess in his country, didn't want WHO bullshit and didn't want to give weapons to ukraine.
No.1622784
>>1622783>anti-globohomohe loves the EU and spoke against Brexit and Kosovo independence you fucking
autist No.1622789
>>1622750>smoke ayahuasca absolute plebian detected even the
slightest bit of reading and one knows one
does NOT smoke ayahuasca
No.1622790
>>1622779You did a shit job then since he's still alive.
No.1622791
>>1622782He's a populist socialist. He's "pro-Russia" by virtue of not wanting to provoke Russia.
>Slovak positionThey were blackmailed into giving Ukraine free shit so the citizens voted this guy back in and he told America to go fuck themselves. He's also previously refused to allow migrants into Slovakia unless they professed Christianity and sued the EU a few times over sovereignty issues.
tl;dr- The guy had a lot of enemies among his "allies" and I'm unsurprised that America tried to kill him.
No.1622792
>>1622782see them protests in georgia? cunt, not state
>law about to pass saying any NGO etc with >20% foreign funding has to register as a foreign agent>an anti color revolution bill bc duh look tf around <lazy talking shitheads somehow call it the russia bill<magically protests pop upalso some bong mp admitted uk is already at war with vodkanigs
hope shorkcel reupped his ammo, bout to get real
nwo hours expensive
No.1622797
>>1622792>who control everything?The jews
No.1622811
>>1622770people wreck on those and destroy traffic for everyone every fuckin day anyway idk how much it would change
No.1622824
>>1622807>kickeri was gonna say lik wtf whys he so well-spoken and not literally braindamaged?
that makes sense tho
No.1622826
>>1622807Does change.org have a .onion or i2p? They could achieve that goal
or lose all their fuggin money a lot faster that way.
No.1622832
>>1622796and he loves the EU and hates Brexit
autist No.1622835
>>1622832but youre the one that cant comprehend nuance
No.1622836
>>1622835no fuck you, h said he loves the eu and no other genuine right-winger/conservative is ever going to be caught dead saying that
i'm more mad at this
autist who keeps trying to drag his /pol/-tier politics into my spee and i couldn't care less for it. if he at least tried to blend in that'd be fine but i could go through every single today thread and point out every one one of his cuz posts he makes it so fukn obvious
i want to talk about clown world without stormfags shitting it up but apparently that's too much to ask in CY + 9
No.1622838
>>1622836Post the video where he says he loves EU if you are so great.
No.1622844
>>1622836>No true ScotsmanLook bud, I understand you have to say that because Hungary, Poland, and Serbia have similar positions (really most of the Balkans), however you can like the EU as an economic/travel institution while wanting to axe every part of its protectionism and forced assimilation.
No.1622845
Plus I mean the dude has sued EU over sovereignty rights when it came to immigration.
No.1622854
>>1622836autism>>1622844>>1622845uh oh you nuanced at him and it confuses and scares him prepare for more tl;drs and accusations of spergotry
No.1622855
>>1622836also point out all of >his posts if youre so great
No.1622883
>>1622868once something is uploaded it never is truly deleted
No.1622886
>>1622868WEWfappening 2.0 when?
No.1622892
>>1622836>if he at least tried to blend in Sounds like
toothpaste one of the niggers the EU imports for
D-I-V-E-R-S-I-T-Y No.1622896
>>1622868>wes daviswadinas skinny nerd little brother got a job as a journo
how predictable
No.1622902
>>1622868i would bet they probably have ai that identifies any picture with "nudity" and they save it on their servers
imagine being dumb enough to take nude pictures of yourself with your spy device
most people dont even know what a cloud server even means
No.1622904
>>1622836agree on the stormfag
its lik watchin basedball & guy next to you leans over "pitcher's name is david cone"
for every pitch
thanks bud
vary insightful. cant imagine posting that much about smth i love, let alone blame for tfwnogf
No.1622905
>>1622902>they probably have ai that identifies any picture with "nudity"wasn't there was a kerfuffle about them auto scanning everyones shit for seepee awhile back?
No.1622907
>>1622905ye there was
they promised they were totally only scanning your phone for the bad cheesy peezy and would absolutely never EVER take your personal photos of your shave b-hole and gock and save them to a cloud server
No.1622914
>>1622851when i saw this pic first i thought this was some ai meme thing. nope real deal and he likes it
No.1622915
>>1622834Harrison Butker doesn’t represent Sportschan nor has he ever. Sportschan has always been a place that welcomes, affirms and embraces our LGBTQ+ community members.–Dudder
No.1622922
>>1622868I wish I worked in apple and google, so that I can access to photos and saved them, maybe even date some of the sluts.
No.1622926
>>1622902>most people dont even know what a cloud server even meansduh most people don't know the intricacies of any supply chain they're in
this is like saying most people don't know what phase their electricity is or the ph of their water
No.1622927
https://thepostmillennial.com/diversity-exec-scams-facebook-nike-out-of-millions-in-elaborate-fraud-schemeThe worst part about the story is that she just flat-out lied about it. None of what she did was illegal if the associates got their 7 y/o to draw an advertisement for Fagbook in 10 minutes and submitted it,but flat-out lying about doing work is illegal. What a lazy nigger.
No.1622928
>>1622926Yeah, tbh most people don't realize cows produce milk, not grocery stores.
No.1622929
>>1622922The sluts uploading nudes to the cloud are the kind you pump-and-dump, not date.
No.1622930
do nudes even mean anything if your face isnt in them? unless your genitals are particularly horrible theyre not gonna stand out from the millions that are already all over the internet
No.1622933
>>1622930this anonymous poster is trying to get you to take naked photographs of your body with your telephone
No.1622942
>>1622933damn, no idea where i put the pic™
No.1622943
>>1622926ya but people know where the light switch is
cloud should be standard to teach, which is prob why it isnt
No.1622950
>>1622930Women can't take a picture of a rock or tree without putting their face in it. What makes you think they don't attach their face to nudes even if they filter it for their onlyfools?
In any case it matters because nudity is generally when someone is their most vulnerable (moreso for women). It's not about whether the nudes can be traced, it's about the fact that they exist since there are negative implications and the right person can identify that mole on your left tit to a face. It's not like my 15 y/o unshaven asshole that someone probably screenshotted almost two decades ago on omegle while trolling normalfags, these are intimate images.
Women are disgusted by the idea of not having control over who faps to them. That's half the reason the blue-haired sorts ruin their bodies the way they do. The thought of a fat/ugly man fapping to images of them causes most women physical pain. No.1622951
>>1622943Computers have never been taught properly. Boomers never took typing/MS Office seriously like they took typewriting so now anyone "good at computers" makes a lot more applying that then teaching that.
No.1622973
>>1622904>its lik watchin basedball & guy next to you leans over "pitcher's name is david cone"lel not even toothpaste, but same tbh
stormfags are the dumbest nigs in the entire chanosphere imhpo
No.1622977
>>1622973>>1622904>>1622836wtf r u even
autisming about youre plenty obnoxious yourself fag
No.1622979
>>1622971wait i just looked this up thats an official portrait of the king that he apparently approved of and not just some weird ai shitpost calling him a blody benchod basterd
imagine this piece of shit lined up next to all the other portraits of english monarchs
No.1622980
>>1622978i can and i still dont know why tf youre pitching a dramatic bitchfit because someone disagreed with you about some political leader guy's stance on the eu like wtf does any of it have to do with "stormfags"
No.1622981
>>1622976>no rfklel prolly because he's the first third party candidate in a looong time that isnt a total lunatic or a retard that also has a real chance of ruining the electionb owl
assuming the votes matter lel No.1622984
>>1622983i hope this is a joke
either way i miss nature docs that just showed you animals and didnt have a shitton of dramatic music cues and jumpcuts why is that shit necessary just so i can look at a mouse get eaten by a snake?
No.1622986
>>1622980not him & separate things. should update 'can read' on your resume
No.1622988
2000 seismographs finding funky stuff in the earth's mantle after 500 earthquakes
theory is it may be due to water in ringwoodite to the tune of 3 times that on the surface
ofc headline's established science ass. may hat science "journos" more than politicunts
https://archive.ph/lQyS0 https://www.indy100.com/science-tech/ocean-beneath-earth-crust-ringwoodite-2667637606 No.1622991
>>1622988They've known that for years now. The data was sound too, it just wasn't widespread. Compressed rocks contain steam in all their little holes. What's the new part?
No.1622996
>>1622991is it confirmed? have to be decently dense steam wouldn't it?
one article said the h2o was in a "sponge state" and i got ongry & closed it
new part is me being behind the times but that's hardly new either
No.1623013
>>1622983faggots need to die.
No.1623023
>>1623012pls point out these stormposts
No.1623024
>>1623023There are none, you're being fucked with, now shut the hell up.
No.1623028
ok so some eastern yuro president or whatever got shot and this is a big deal to someone i guess and now someone else is apparently a big bad nazi stormweenie because grr
thats the conclusion im sticking with idc anymore
No.1623030
>>1623028yurpoop literally doesnt matter on the world stage
they are just an adult daycare center and vacation spot for the American empire
no standing armies, airforce, navy, nuclear weapons bases, they are just a joke and irrelevant
ww2 wiped out any worthwhile european stock and everything left over is lower than what you would find in an american trailer park in the deep south
No.1623062
>>1623030*taps idc anymore sign*
dont make me do it again
No.1623089
>>1622987Why do whitoids fall for le judeo Christian garbage? Is it lack of religious education in skools?
No.1623092
>>1623089It's an intentional misnomer. Christianity is the "Judeo-Christian" part since it can trace back to the OT. The Judeo half is misunderstood by idiots (and ignorants) to mean literal Jews when in reality it means the tribes of Israel that united under Jesus Christ (definitionally not Jews, but descending from the original Judeo-Israelite lineage). I don't know why people don't pay homage to the Sky King unless they are edgy teens, Buddhist/Shinto/Hindu/Zoroastrian, or smooth-brained. You have every ethical/business incentive to do so even if you have no morality unless you are already part of some Asian religion.
No.1623094
That being said anyone who uses the term "Judeo-Christian" outside of an academic setting is either some Pro-Israel faggot or a stormnigger 99% of the time.
No.1623095
>>1623089because most christians in america dont actually read their own holy text and church is basically more of a formal club to most of them where their preacher can blab on about whatever message he feels like making up before passing around the gib basket and then they all go eat together afterward. almost no one actually gives a fuck what the bibble says
No.1623102
>>1623092>I don't know why people don't pay homage to the Sky Kingsimple
i dont trust the fucker
i dont think he is who he says he is
No.1623132
BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS
The Toronto Maple Leafs announced today that Craig Berube has been hired as the hockey club’s head coach.
Berube, 58, becomes the 32nd head coach in Maple Leafs history. He joins Toronto after six seasons as head coach of the St. Louis Blues, where he compiled a regular season record of 206-132-44 (.597) while leading the Blues to the franchise’s first Stanley Cup championship in 2019. Berube was named a finalist for the 2019 Jack Adams Award.
Berube also served as head coach of the Philadelphia Flyers for two seasons (2013-14 to 2014-15). In 543 regular season games as an NHL head coach, Berube owns a record of 281-190-72 (.584).
In addition to his NHL head coaching experience, Berube spent parts of two seasons (2017-18 to 2018-19) as an associate coach in St. Louis, seven seasons (2006-07, 2008-09 to 2014-15) as an assistant coach with the Philadelphia Flyers, one season (2016-17) as head coach of the American Hockey League’s Chicago Wolves, and parts of four seasons with the Flyers’ AHL affiliate, the Philadelphia Phantoms, as head coach (2006-07 to 2007-08) and assistant coach (2004-05 to 2005-06).
During his playing career, the Calahoo, Alberta native spent 17 seasons in the NHL with Philadelphia, Toronto, Calgary, Washington and the New York Islanders. In 1,054 regular season NHL games, Berube totaled 159 points (61 goals, 98 assists) and 3,149 penalty minutes.
No.1623282
>>1623275is this the same shit theyre doing with ufos?
im not sure whos jewing who anymore
No.1623284
>>1623275This is pure bullshit.
No.1623290
☢️ 🇺🇸 👨💻 Amazon recently bought a data center campus in Pennsylvania that is powered by a nuclear power plant.
Here's the crazy part:
🔶️ This campus alone will draw 1/3 of it's total nuclear capacity (which is the 6th largest power plant in the US).
https://electrek.co/2024/03/05/amazon-just-bought-a-100-nuclear-powered-data-center/https://archive.ph/ClMPG No.1623311
>>1623282Havana Syndrome is different from the UFO gaslighting since it's actually real. The issue is it's hard to get a feel for how much of it is people being targeted with microwave weapons and how much of it is just mass psychosis or chemicals in the water.
No.1623312
>>1623310Tragic, but this too is survival of the fittest. Bro didn't make it past basic survival instincts.
No.1623326
>>1623310what the fuck is this nigger saying? something about 30 bitches?