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YESTERDAY

i am above da law - DA of GHOSTssouri
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 No.1622942

>>1622933
damn, no idea where i put the pic™

 No.1622943

>>1622926
ya but people know where the light switch is
cloud should be standard to teach, which is prob why it isnt

 No.1622950

>>1622930
Women can't take a picture of a rock or tree without putting their face in it. What makes you think they don't attach their face to nudes even if they filter it for their onlyfools?

In any case it matters because nudity is generally when someone is their most vulnerable (moreso for women). It's not about whether the nudes can be traced, it's about the fact that they exist since there are negative implications and the right person can identify that mole on your left tit to a face. It's not like my 15 y/o unshaven asshole that someone probably screenshotted almost two decades ago on omegle while trolling normalfags, these are intimate images. Women are disgusted by the idea of not having control over who faps to them. That's half the reason the blue-haired sorts ruin their bodies the way they do. The thought of a fat/ugly man fapping to images of them causes most women physical pain.

 No.1622951

>>1622943
Computers have never been taught properly. Boomers never took typing/MS Office seriously like they took typewriting so now anyone "good at computers" makes a lot more applying that then teaching that.

 No.1622965

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>>1622933
You mean like this?

 No.1622971

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>>1622851
Is everything burning or was it painted with the blood of white children?

 No.1622973

>>1622904
>its lik watchin basedball & guy next to you leans over "pitcher's name is david cone"
lel not even toothpaste, but same tbh
stormfags are the dumbest nigs in the entire chanosphere imhpo

 No.1622974

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>>1622951
put it that way and i'm on board tbh. gatekeep the fogies lik all those cunts that wouldn't train the position let alone take the watch, while stealing some social security back
#ComputerIlliteracyNOW

 No.1622976

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derp & biderp debaitin owl june 27
no audience, no rfk
i need bidup to say nigger on television so bad

 No.1622977

>>1622973
>>1622904
>>1622836
wtf r u even autisming about youre plenty obnoxious yourself fag

 No.1622978

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>>1622977
>can't read

 No.1622979

>>1622971
wait i just looked this up thats an official portrait of the king that he apparently approved of and not just some weird ai shitpost calling him a blody benchod basterd
imagine this piece of shit lined up next to all the other portraits of english monarchs

 No.1622980

>>1622978
i can and i still dont know why tf youre pitching a dramatic bitchfit because someone disagreed with you about some political leader guy's stance on the eu like wtf does any of it have to do with "stormfags"

 No.1622981

>>1622976
>no rfk
lel prolly because he's the first third party candidate in a looong time that isnt a total lunatic or a retard that also has a real chance of ruining the electionb owl assuming the votes matter lel

 No.1622983

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Get laid sp!

 No.1622984

>>1622983
i hope this is a joke
either way i miss nature docs that just showed you animals and didnt have a shitton of dramatic music cues and jumpcuts why is that shit necessary just so i can look at a mouse get eaten by a snake?

 No.1622986

>>1622980
not him & separate things. should update 'can read' on your resume

 No.1622987

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>>1622834
Really makes you think.

 No.1622988

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2000 seismographs finding funky stuff in the earth's mantle after 500 earthquakes
theory is it may be due to water in ringwoodite to the tune of 3 times that on the surface

ofc headline's established science ass. may hat science "journos" more than politicunts

https://archive.ph/lQyS0
https://www.indy100.com/science-tech/ocean-beneath-earth-crust-ringwoodite-2667637606

 No.1622991

>>1622988
They've known that for years now. The data was sound too, it just wasn't widespread. Compressed rocks contain steam in all their little holes. What's the new part?

 No.1622996

>>1622991
is it confirmed? have to be decently dense steam wouldn't it?
one article said the h2o was in a "sponge state" and i got ongry & closed it
new part is me being behind the times but that's hardly new either

 No.1623002

>>1622986
autism

 No.1623012

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lel confirmed a stormfag & despite 10 beer retardation was right about namefag too

bud everyone knows, >we've all been online at least as long as you & judging by ur posts i'd hope longer. it's ok to let a post go without naming them

 No.1623013

>>1622983
faggots need to die.

 No.1623022

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>>1623013
Stop being homophobic, you bigot!

 No.1623023

>>1623012
pls point out these stormposts

 No.1623024

>>1623023
There are none, you're being fucked with, now shut the hell up.

 No.1623028

ok so some eastern yuro president or whatever got shot and this is a big deal to someone i guess and now someone else is apparently a big bad nazi stormweenie because grr
thats the conclusion im sticking with idc anymore

 No.1623030

>>1623028
yurpoop literally doesnt matter on the world stage
they are just an adult daycare center and vacation spot for the American empire

no standing armies, airforce, navy, nuclear weapons bases, they are just a joke and irrelevant
ww2 wiped out any worthwhile european stock and everything left over is lower than what you would find in an american trailer park in the deep south

 No.1623052

File: 1715935354113.mp4 (6.47 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 4_5924854651223544710.mp4)

yay >we can all be budys, budys)))))

 No.1623062

>>1623030
*taps idc anymore sign*
dont make me do it again

 No.1623089

>>1622987
Why do whitoids fall for le judeo Christian garbage? Is it lack of religious education in skools?

 No.1623092

>>1623089
It's an intentional misnomer. Christianity is the "Judeo-Christian" part since it can trace back to the OT. The Judeo half is misunderstood by idiots (and ignorants) to mean literal Jews when in reality it means the tribes of Israel that united under Jesus Christ (definitionally not Jews, but descending from the original Judeo-Israelite lineage). I don't know why people don't pay homage to the Sky King unless they are edgy teens, Buddhist/Shinto/Hindu/Zoroastrian, or smooth-brained. You have every ethical/business incentive to do so even if you have no morality unless you are already part of some Asian religion.

 No.1623094

That being said anyone who uses the term "Judeo-Christian" outside of an academic setting is either some Pro-Israel faggot or a stormnigger 99% of the time.

 No.1623095

>>1623089
because most christians in america dont actually read their own holy text and church is basically more of a formal club to most of them where their preacher can blab on about whatever message he feels like making up before passing around the gib basket and then they all go eat together afterward. almost no one actually gives a fuck what the bibble says

 No.1623102

>>1623092
>I don't know why people don't pay homage to the Sky King
simple
i dont trust the fucker
i dont think he is who he says he is

 No.1623115

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Apparently this dude jizzed on a chick's back at the hippy grocery store and then was stupid enough to sit around for cops.
I mean if you're gon a get on the sex offender registry anyways you could at least impregnate someone…

 No.1623119

>>1623115
grimy ass nigga

 No.1623132

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BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS

The Toronto Maple Leafs announced today that Craig Berube has been hired as the hockey club’s head coach.

Berube, 58, becomes the 32nd head coach in Maple Leafs history. He joins Toronto after six seasons as head coach of the St. Louis Blues, where he compiled a regular season record of 206-132-44 (.597) while leading the Blues to the franchise’s first Stanley Cup championship in 2019. Berube was named a finalist for the 2019 Jack Adams Award.

Berube also served as head coach of the Philadelphia Flyers for two seasons (2013-14 to 2014-15). In 543 regular season games as an NHL head coach, Berube owns a record of 281-190-72 (.584).

In addition to his NHL head coaching experience, Berube spent parts of two seasons (2017-18 to 2018-19) as an associate coach in St. Louis, seven seasons (2006-07, 2008-09 to 2014-15) as an assistant coach with the Philadelphia Flyers, one season (2016-17) as head coach of the American Hockey League’s Chicago Wolves, and parts of four seasons with the Flyers’ AHL affiliate, the Philadelphia Phantoms, as head coach (2006-07 to 2007-08) and assistant coach (2004-05 to 2005-06).

During his playing career, the Calahoo, Alberta native spent 17 seasons in the NHL with Philadelphia, Toronto, Calgary, Washington and the New York Islanders. In 1,054 regular season NHL games, Berube totaled 159 points (61 goals, 98 assists) and 3,149 penalty minutes.

 No.1623275

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ha ha vary cool

 No.1623282

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>>1623275
is this the same shit theyre doing with ufos?
im not sure whos jewing who anymore

 No.1623284

>>1623275
This is pure bullshit.

 No.1623290

☢️ 🇺🇸 👨‍💻 Amazon recently bought a data center campus in Pennsylvania that is powered by a nuclear power plant.

Here's the crazy part:

🔶️ This campus alone will draw 1/3 of it's total nuclear capacity (which is the 6th largest power plant in the US).

https://electrek.co/2024/03/05/amazon-just-bought-a-100-nuclear-powered-data-center/
https://archive.ph/ClMPG

 No.1623310

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wew lad

 No.1623311

>>1623282
Havana Syndrome is different from the UFO gaslighting since it's actually real. The issue is it's hard to get a feel for how much of it is people being targeted with microwave weapons and how much of it is just mass psychosis or chemicals in the water.

 No.1623312

>>1623310
Tragic, but this too is survival of the fittest. Bro didn't make it past basic survival instincts.

 No.1623326

>>1623310
what the fuck is this nigger saying? something about 30 bitches?

 No.1623345

>>1623312
he couldnt even make it past basic english

 No.1623347

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he didnt fly so good

 No.1623352

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wtf I just came across this
did ubisoft really make an assassins creed game set in japan but made the main character a nigger?



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