No.1716
I think I saw the guy on the left walking on the highway this morning
No.1925
your family looks like meth enthusiasts
No.1926
>>1925damn shorkcel really got BTFO'd by a soyjak poster…
No.1930
>>1926hey i IATA the autism bud, thanks for bumping da threads
No.1940
>>1936fuck dude you're makin me so hungry…
now im gonna feel pathetic while i fry up a slice of spam
No.1967
idk why people mock hillbilly cooking this shit looks far better than some gay cheeto lasagna suburban """rednecks""" throw together while pretending they aint trash
No.2134
>>2133spigga thta thang looks like coal lel
No.2135
>>2133damn that brisket looks good. nice smoke ring too
No.2136
>>2133lemme have some of dem beans
No.2144
>>2140Status report? Lookin p gub budy
No.2145
>>2144she's on a steady 12 count bubble since start, keepin my house at 63° tho
gonna order DAP and fermaid just cause i've never used them and it seems lik gud excuse to experiment, hopefully avoid the stank
blackberry & clove is stellar combo, but needs more berries so gonna lightly squash another 2 packs and dump in
tryn new cheap hard cider recipe w/monkfruit sweetner. post full thang but it's eyeballed and not much diff other than brands
No.2162
made ceasar dressing a few days ago from scratch. cooked a sauce again tonight from some tomatos outta the garden
No.2167
>>2145How's tha potion coming along?
No.2173
>>2163look great, i need to make more time for that stuff
>>2167gifted most of it, got a bottle rose mead in return which is cool
came out ok, they put so much crap in store bought stuff its hard to gauge. homemade apple joos will be next
DAP and fermaid are konami code, it's overkill for cider but will be handy for mead during temp fluctuations
mead came out stronk. i get why vikqweens got a rep for raping, not even using wild yeast
No.2176
>>2173>homemade apple joos Sounds pretty good can't wait to see how it turns out
>mead came out stronkwew
No.2178
>>2177gyat damn looks gud. any luck w your rancher bros for meats?
slow cooked stroganoff and smoked a brisket but didnt take any pics. sure i'm just late but espresso rub is fucking titty/10, no mustard just spice. crazy bark
No.2179
>>2178>any luck w your rancher bros for meats?Oh hell yeah, that's who I got the top round from. It made a difference tbh
That espresso rub is pretty fuggin good
No.2180
>>2179nice what'd you score? hard goin store bought
No.2182
how do i make frens with ranchers and farmers? i live out in the cuntside but nt on farmable land and i wanna learn about that shit and also get meat and crops from them to cook
No.2183
>>2180For the braciole I got 3 lbs of top round. I usually go for his NY Strips, they are pretty great. The ribs and beef Sausages are a good second, and the ground beef never fails.
>>2182See if there are any farmers markets in the neighboring areas, that's a good start. Ask if there are local farms around that offer goods, etc. If they are on more than a few acres most likely they are selling something somewhere. There might be signs near driveways, or at highway junctions too. Local clerks at convenience stores, or small market type places would be a good place to ask too.
No.2186
>>2183nice haul budy. any luck on 1/4 cow yet?
my guy's dodging me for some reason. we chatted about hating gommies too :(
No.2188
can you make a general tsos chicken omelette k thx
No.2189
>>2186>any luck on 1/4 cow yet?No, only because I don't have space for a freezer currently, and no one I know really does either.
Sometimes those guys just dissappear like that. One of my old bosses used to talk to a rancher a few years back like that and he just vanished similarly.
No.2192
>>2191you still did better than me a couple years ago
i got some decent sized ones but they took a long time to sprout
this was my first time doing gardening and i didn't have anything for them to grow up onto, i nigrigged one out of some sticks and a piece of plastic mesh fence i found but it outgrew that pretty quick, only used one of them anyways in a pasta dish but it was pretty gud
now im in a different apartment with a tiny balcony that gets no sunlight
i miss gardening
No.2194
>>2189my b thought you had a line on a freezer share
didn't know that. must be cool to just up and fuck off and go be outside somewhere else on a whim. long as the aliums didnt get em
No.2195
>>2194>freezer shareDude I asked who has a freezer kept griping about it, he's a space cadet tbh.
prime reason why you shouldn't smoke dabs all day erry day In the end he wanted basically all the good cuts for storing it I said lolno
No.2200
>>2195what a fag. just hook up bros up and they'll hook u up later idgi
i'd let you park your meat in my freezer any day bb
No.2201
that hog has seen better days…..
No.2225
>>2201maybe its clogged?
i know a trick…
No.2228
>>2224kang size balls u got there
>clean cast iron, nasty stovetopare you me?
No.2308
>>2304Vary nice budy looks tasty
No.2330
>>2328cookout in the rain is gud times, even thirst trapped the footfags
keep forgettin to take pics of shit. smoker season finally though